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plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

(Source: hodtog, via bajablastbitch)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via cumfort)

stephanieabides:

Danny McBride is my inner voice.

(Source: batnakednun, via derskankenmensch)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via unescapable)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via cumfort)

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: hella-420, via koondallbarron)

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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(via cumfort)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart, via stability)

clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

(via crystallized-teardrops)